Friday, February 9, 2007

Ten Reasons Why Men Enjoy Sex MoreThan Women

My dear fellow women, here is a list of ten reasons why opposite sex enjoys lovemaking more than we do.

Bare in mind that I'm referring to healthy man of appropriate age.

1. They always have an orgasm, and that strengthens their self-consciousness. With us, some other things strengthen self-consciousness and orgasm is at the bottom half of the list.

2. Men pursue clear goals in sexual relationships; as initiatory side in a game of love, they want orgasm; small number of men will stop the act before their satisfaction.

3. They are more daring - most of them fulfills their fantasies and dreams (we are ashamed even of ourselves).

4. They can suppress their feelings and, because of that, they can have an intercourse even when they are not feeling anything towards their partners (they will even promise you a marriage before it, and then...)

5. They benefit on health plan (you know, prostate and stuff...)

6. They almost don't need a foreplay; if both their heads are willing, man can jump right into the action in a matter of seconds (and we need proper alignment of stars and other things)

7. They don't stop half-way through; when their erotic machines steam up nothing will drive off their course.

8. They don't care how they look. Women can be inhibited in bed when confronted to their flaws, and men don't give a dime how they look (they don't mind their nice big bellies while we have thorough preparations before the act. They don't think about that - they have one thing in mind)

9. They almost always want sex - while women can do fine for weeks without sex, men must be active few days a week.

10. They are less demanding - they are easily satisfied.

Now you can understand men better. You could feel a relief after reading this. I believe that we can learn a lot from them. Overall, I also believe that we are not so indifferent towards sex - they are far too active.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

11. Men never feel pain in sex. It's more usual for a woman to pain in sex.

Anonymous said...

12-men have no menstruation
13-men don't get pregnant

Anonymous said...

This is entirely untrue. Women enjoy sex very much.
1. I always make sure my sexual partner has an orgasm.
2. Women can initiate both sex and relationships.
3. Women can be daring.
4. I would not have sex with someone I had no feelings for.
5. Okay, I suppose.
6. True.
7. Okay.
8. Once women become comfortable and find someone who loves them for who they are, they don't care so much about their appearance.
9. I know women who desire lots of sex, who crave orgasms if they go a few days without masturbation.
10. Perhaps, though that is subjective.

Anonymous said...

hahaha that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.
i know for a fact that sex for women is just as amazing as sex for men. ;)
as a woman..
1) i always orgasm during sex
2) i quite often initiate sex..
3) i have no inhibitions about carrying out my fantasies with my partner
4) i know my partner loves me
5) we benefit on health plan too?
6) my partner gives me lots of foreplay, but yeah, i wouldn't say i need it. and i ENJOY sex, so i'm always ready for sex. if women didn't ENJOY sex, why would anyone have it?
7) i never 'stop off course.'
8) i love my partner, and am 100% comfortable around my partner, so how i look isn't a problem.
9) i desire sex A LOT, and i know many women do. hence why nymphomania is a disease which occurs in FEMALES?
10) my partner knows how to satisfy me..?

NOTHING in this post is true. sex is about MUTUAL pleasure. and if a woman finds the right partner, she's going to recieve just as much pleasure as him. anyone who believes this obviously isn't in a sexually compatible relationship.

Dijana said...

Dear "Anonymous" from december 01. if you did not noticed that this post supposed to be funny - please go read some political or similar themes. This stuff then wasn't for you :P

Unknown said...

You guys are funny. "10 reasons why..." Are contradictory to why men like sex. It's nature, instinct... Think about being starved and smelling a steak burning, this is how men feel without sex. It drives us to inanity... Rape, suicide, giving a whole paycheck for a escort. We literally subconsciously think about it 24/7. A sight of a beautiful woman can stay with us for months even years. We will look at almost every single female while walking through the mall. Deep down this is how every man is.